Not that I am thinking of getting one...

And not that I have a problem with them...but I don't think I would want to hear these words coming from the person who was "doing", "performing", "giving" (you can tell I have no idea) you a tattoo...

• “Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE”
• “I bet you can’t tell I’ve never done this before”
• “Oops…”
• “We’re all out of red, so I thought I’d use pink”
• “Boy, I sure hate it when I get the hiccups! Don’t you?”
• “There are two O’s in Bob, right?”

Yes I found these somewhere else...just thought they where funny!