Sunday, July 20, 2008
Thursday night we camped and had a great time hanging out with the other riders and with each other. Friday we went fishing, watched a movie (Kung Fu Panda) hung out at the campground and had some fun. We did get to have a bonfire at the campsite (chayse's first) so we grilled some marshmellows and the hit the hay.
Saturday it was my goal to go for a ride with the crew and make sure we had a room for the evening for a change of pace. She figured out that the hotel had a pool and that was the end of my dream of going for a ride...i did have fun swimming i will have to admit. We went to a bike show and got to see a ton of awesome bikes.
Sunday morning we got up and made the ride home...I love spending time with my kidos (really missed my wife..alot) and all I could think about was what will Colton and I be able to do?
and one bad bike...the dude that did the mods was one cool cat!
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Should be fun...see ya in a few days!
A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.
10 - TURD BURGLAR
Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
11 - CAMO-COUGH
A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.
12 - ASTAIRE
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire; leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.
13 - WATERMELON
A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
14 - HAVANAOMELET
A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.
15 - AUNT LINDA
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Aunt Linda makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.
I really hope i have not offended anyone...if I have I sure am sorry. But hey God likes a good joke...I mean come on he made me!
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
The idea of working with your kid and not frustrating them...what a novel concept! Sorry i was reading this morning (yes on the throne) and this verse really hit me. But mainly this part [and in keeping with his individual gift or bent]...now I am trying to figure exactly what that would look like? I have an idea...but give me some more.
6 - WALK OF SHAME
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.
7 - OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER
A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.
8 - THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N)
A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Opened the bulletin for this weekend and saw this scripture then got a daily devotional email from Joseph Prince and...well...lets just say it went off in me!
Wow if this don’t say a lot to you then I don’t know what will…you are complete in Him! Not half or a 3rd but full and complete. Not waiting to be complete…but complete now...in Him...not later but NOW! Not someday in the by and by or when you get your confession right or get the sin from your life…but NOW are YOU COMPLETE in HIM!
1 a: having all necessary parts, elements, or steps (a complete diet)
2: brought to an end : concluded (a complete period of time)
3: highly proficient (a complete artist)
4 a: fully carried out : thorough (a complete renovation) b: total, absolute (complete silence) a football pass : legally caught
5: of insect metamorphosis : characterized by the occurrence of a pupal stage between the motile immature stages and the adult.
So what about you is complete? Anything you need…healing, peace, love, joy, life, wisdom, understanding, knowledge, mercy, hope, vision, power, strength, courage, guidance…lets just say it in one word – blessing! Realize no matter how you feel this is who you are in Him...this has been bought and paid for, for you! You don't need to get healed...you are healed because you are complete!
"I used to think that I had to ask God to make me more patient, until I realised one day that Jesus is my patience. Since then, I no longer ask God to make me wiser either, because Jesus is my wisdom. (1 Corinthians 1:30) I am not waiting to receive more healing because Jesus is my complete healing at this moment. And I am not yearning for peace and rest one day because Jesus is my peace and rest today. Right now, I have everything because I stand complete in Christ!" …Joseph Prince
Spend sometime meditating on this let the Holy Ghost show you how “complete” you are because you are “in Him”!
All you need to do is be in Him...Jesus said that anyone who calls on Him he will answer!
Joh 3:15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
Act 2:21 And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved.
4 - JAILBREAK
When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.
5 - COURTESY FLUSH
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.