Tuesday, July 01, 2008

And It Continues...


When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.


The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

1 comment:

Evan said...

On the #5:

This is what I call the "drop n flush" i tell Nate that most of the time when he goes.....it really does cut down on the smell factor!!!