Those of you who are apart of the PFN will use this as a refresher...those who are new welcome please consider this part of your schooling.
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.
1 - CROP DUSTING
When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.
Dont worry more is to follow...get it...more to follow...hehehe!
1 comment:
Ha! Ha! Oh my Fred!! This is quite interesting!!!!! I laughed really hard getting a mental pic of that!!!! :o)
So when we come up to MN to visit and we see you walking fast we'll know to get the heck out of there!!!
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