This Joke Is A Waste Of Time

Walter was sitting in the doctor's office for his annual
physical going over a few fine points about his health
with his doctor.

The doctor said, "Your blood pressure is a little high,
you know Walter, you need to watch your diet and lose a
little weight."

"But doc, I'm losing weight more and more each day."

"Oh really? How are you doing it?" asked the doctor.

"Well, just six weeks ago, I'd eat lunch at 12:00 and have
a snack around 3:00. Just today I had breakfast at 7:30,
waited 2 hours, had a snack at 9:30 then I waited an hour
and a half and ate lunch at 11:00, then I waited 45 minutes
and had a snack before coming here"

"And with this regiment you're losing weight?" asked the
doctor.

"Yeah," Walter said excitedly. "More meals and less wait!"