Walter was sitting in the doctor's office for his annual
physical going over a few fine points about his health
with his doctor.
The doctor said, "Your blood pressure is a little high,
you know Walter, you need to watch your diet and lose a
"But doc, I'm losing weight more and more each day."
"Oh really? How are you doing it?" asked the doctor.
"Well, just six weeks ago, I'd eat lunch at 12:00 and have
a snack around 3:00. Just today I had breakfast at 7:30,
waited 2 hours, had a snack at 9:30 then I waited an hour
and a half and ate lunch at 11:00, then I waited 45 minutes
and had a snack before coming here"
"And with this regiment you're losing weight?" asked the
"Yeah," Walter said excitedly. "More meals and less wait!"
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